Moving at a snail’s pace this morning? Same. ☕🐌

This adorably unbothered snail is the perfect mascot for your “Do Not Disturb” energy, holding onto its coffee like its life depends on it (because, honestly, it does). Featuring a cute pastel design and the blunt morning mantra “Not Today F*ckers,” this mug is here to speak for you before caffeine kicks in.

🐌 Slow mornings approved – because productivity is overrated
☕ Holds all your caffeine-fueled patience – or at least tries
💖 Dishwasher & microwave safe – because we don’t do extra effort
🎁 Perfect for coffee lovers, work-from-home warriors & grumpy morning humans

Let this sassy little snail remind the world that some days, you just don’t have the bandwidth.

Add to cart & sip your coffee in peace.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe



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